• my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  • me: actually its 10:58
  • asmilinggoddess:

    "sir you named your son ‘wolfy mcwolf’ and then pissed off a werewolf. i really dont know what you expected to happen" said the doctors at st mungo’s to lupin’s dad, probably 

    baracknobama:

    they dont even sell garages at garage sales

    (Source: baracknobama)

    sidnugget:

    when did i get this fat

    methhomework:

    why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals

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